One of the husband’s colleague broke his arm while riding his bike. My husband’s response to this news was “It helps to keep the bike upright”.
In the tradition of cheering up acquaintances with broken limbs, I made him a broken arm in a cast cake. Yes, the fingers do like like toes. I sent some food-writing pens (this brand is horrible, BTW and will not write on fondant) with the cake, so everyone could sign it.
I did sneak some bones and raspberry jam and candy bones in there too.